You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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