you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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