Im at strip club and am horny
how can u be prego again
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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