You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Randomize
