oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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