I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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