so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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