my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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