Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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