You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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