I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
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