awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
