i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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