is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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