I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
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Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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