They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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