he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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