absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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