I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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