she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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