He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
vagina is talking i cant
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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