I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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