by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
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I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Randomize
