Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
The chlamydia really affected his face.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
whose parrot is this?
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
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