whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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