that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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