Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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