If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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