Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
