How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
All I want is dick and wine.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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