I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
