Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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