someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
