So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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