Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Dear god my vagina.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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