Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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