We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Randomize
