So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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