Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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