This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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