Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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