try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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