i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
i drank out of a bidet.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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