He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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