He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Randomize
