No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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