ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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