I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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