Kiss
Puke
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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