dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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